For 3 pounds you could get a
Big Mac meal ....
Club and receive years of enjoyment remembering
how you just escaped frostbite in your
As a Member you get
on all travel and
equipment hire costs.
All you have to do is keep your receipt and our generous Club Treasurer will refund you the cash.
You probably wont have to hire anything anyway because we've got loads of club equipment that you can try out...bodyboards, surfboards and wetsuits. So if you want it CHEAP then borrow of us
to see if you like it before you dig into your beermoney.
Half of all Petrol costs are paid for from the club funds and the rest made up by the passengers of the car / bus / hippy van / motorcycle(?) / whatever we can find to get us to the coast. This means of course that CAR DRIVERS GO FREE as an incentive for them to take the rest of us pedestrian scum to the coast.
You'll also get discount in local surf shops and anywhere else you can blag a few quid off by flashing your membership card.
We do lots of exciting things that are too interesting to mention
here in case you fall off your chair and damage your
expensive computer in the process. If you really want to know what we get up to then have a look at the Members section
If you don't start surfing soon you will end up like this, I
anyone recognises this woman then please tell us what
name she now goes by... we have reason to believe that
she was once Gubby's Dominatrix)